My Computer is officially retarded

It won't run minecraft anymore because of a bad driver.

Bad video card drivers! 
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Minecraft was unable to start because it failed to find an accelerated OpenGL mode.
This can usually be fixed by updating the video card drivers.



--- BEGIN ERROR REPORT 7fe0271 --------
Generated 4/17/11 4:54 PM

Minecraft: Minecraft Beta 1.4
OS: Windows 7 (x86) version 6.1
Java: 1.6.0_24, Sun Microsystems Inc.
VM: Java HotSpot(TM) Client VM (mixed mode), Sun Microsystems Inc.
LWJGL: 2.4.2
[failed to get system properties (java.lang.NullPointerException)]

org.lwjgl.LWJGLException: Pixel format not accelerated
at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.nChoosePixelFormat(Native Method)
at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsPeerInfo.choosePixelFormat(WindowsPeerInfo.java:52)
at org.lwjgl.opengl.WindowsDisplay.createWindow(WindowsDisplay.java:185)
at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.createWindow(Display.java:311)
at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.create(Display.java:856)
at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.create(Display.java:784)
at org.lwjgl.opengl.Display.create(Display.java:765)
at net.minecraft.client.Minecraft.a(SourceFile:267)
at net.minecraft.client.Minecraft.run(SourceFile:638)
at java.lang.Thread.run(Unknown Source)
--- END ERROR REPORT 44db1065 ----------


this computer shall die a thousand deaths! I even tried updating the drivers... hmm, maybe I'm doing it wrong. Lemme try again. *waits for download to finish* this is gonna fail so badly, I can feel it in my gizzards. *sigh* 28 mins left... Geez, this thing is slow.
29 MINUTES?!? WTF!?
this is torture  x'c
I'm dying and STILL 17 mins left.
*10 mins left* JUST KILL ME NOW!!!
*4 mins left* OH GOD YESSS!
2 MINS LEFT!!! *joy-gasm*
20 secs left and I still think this is gonna fail so badly.


*installs*


FAIL! Still won't work. TOLD YOU!! This operation was doomed from the start. Now my only hope of playing minecraft is at a computer cafe. Rent a pc, plug in my flash drive and play minecraft.